Chapter 1: BONZAI!

Chapter 2: KITTY LITTER RITUAL

Chapter 3: TARZAN KITTY

Chapter 4: ADOPTION FAIR TODAY

Chapter 5: LET ME AT THE TWITTERING THINGS

Chapter 6: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

Chapter 7: WHY I’M A CAT PERSON OR “THE STUPID DOG WON’T POOP”

Chapter 8: DEAD CAT

Chapter 9: GOOD MANNERS

Chapter 10: THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER VACUUM

Chapter 11: TWELVE-STEP PROGRAM FOR CAT LOVERS

Chapter 12: TELL THE CATS I’LL WRITE

Chapter 13: GEORGE THE MOUSE

Chapter 14: CHRISTMAS FISH

Chapter 15: BUG PATROL

Chapter 16: TURF WARS

Chapter 17: THE HOUSE ATE MY CAT

Chapter 18: SHEDDING MACHINES

Chapter 19: THE STORY OF HOW I STOLE MY NEIGHBOR’S CAT

Chapter 20: KUNG-FU KITTY

Chapter 21: KISS MY KITTY BUTT

Chapter 22: CAT BURGLAR

Chapter 23: YOU CAN’T MAKE ME

Chapter 24: MY SERVANTS CLEAN MY POO

Chapter 25: STINKY CATS